The following posts are written by my fucking hilarious fire fighting hottie of a friend. They are also the best posts on this blog. Weird.
Jesus Would Want You to Save the Chickens : You have read nothing like this. Ever.
My brain is like my dogs poop in my neighbor's snowblower (also known as the poo fountain and why I am a bad neighbor) : Where she talks about a secret bathroom and makes me feel like a better person.
Maybe Jesus Doesn't want you to save the chickens: Where she talks about her magical, intelligent birds called Guinea Hens. Hint: I don't want Guinea Hens.
The lovely and talented JoEllen Krauss penned the following post for your entertainment:
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