Have you read all 500 of my posts yet? WHAT? You haven't? That's weird.
There's a lot to see here and you may or may not have been severely disappointed by the most recent post. It happens. Stick with me, I have many personalities and you are sure to click with at least one of them!
I'm a little ADD
Being a Woman
An ode to PMS
Cautionary Tales of Sudden Death
Pardon Mah Regiolect
Poorly Drawn Cartoons
"Vacationing" with small children and medium sized dogs
How To Shop For Swimsuits
A How To Guide To Playdates
How Larry The Cable Guy made me feel all mushy
How to Leave the House with Children
Exercising with your children
My Things (as in, my children, not some stuff)
Thoughts from a Two Year Old
Wuv and Mawwiage
Who doesn't like a Vasectomy Story?
This post is not really about patio cushions
Why I buy my own gifts
Whoops, I Must Have Dialed 1986
It's Just Like Riding a Bike, unless you never learned how to ride a bike.
Prank Calls and Violently Green Suits
It's a Bird! It's a Plane!... no, it's just some twit in a cape.
I'm not always a jackass, sometimes I'm all serious and shit
My Beautiful Life: Thoughts of Gratitude
A story about my grandparents' house
A horse named Casper
My Memoir- I'm looking for a publisher so I can finish it!
Thanks for stopping by!
Peace, Love and Unicorns,