Farting Along Quietly?
Foaming and Quarrelling?
Fainting Amnesiac Quarterbacks?
Forthright and Queenly?
Far and Queer?
Frankly Absent Quotations?
Frequently Asked Questions:
I begged my readers for some questions so that I could post them here and declare them to be "frequently asked" (one time is frequent enough for me, I say)
Question #1, via facebook from a fellow high school graduate (not just any high school, my special tiny high school):
How much corn are you required to have to be considered "corn-fed"?