Here's the song. Maybe not appropriate for every situation.... but you all know how I operate by now.
Later, after I had listened to it ten times, laughing every time, I played it for Brock.
His response was, "I'm offended that everyone thinks I'm so stupid."
I was puzzled, as Brock is thick skinned and rarely offended. I said, "Really? That offends you?"
He said, "No. Because it is not just me. It is all husbands."
That received no arguement from me, so I nodded solemnly in agreement.
He said, "The only way I could get smarter is if I became a woman, and that ain't gonna happen."
As I walked out of the room with the silent hysterics emanating from my pores and tears running from my eyes, I tried to compose myself. Later, I lamely apologized on behalf of womankind for the general implication that our menfolk consist largely of ignoramuses and cretins.
I said, "I'm sorry that people think you are a moron."
Brock shrugged and said, "That's all right. I know what I am."
I asked, "And what are you?"
He said, "I'm awesome."
Oh my, and a humble caveman to boot.
Love you, honey.