I made this useful magnet for all of you, because I love you. And I need cab fare for New York. And a new dress. And probably the cobalt blue studded clutch that I found the other day....
Click this link here:
http://www.zazzle.com/uniporn_magnet-160611346636486118
And with the simple sharing of your credit card information, you can purchase an entire case of THESE BEAUTIES:
Or visit my store and see my other amazing products! It truly is a life changing experience.
http://www.zazzle.com/cornfedgirl
Thanks for your support.
The unicorns thank you, too.
Johi

I'm not buying that. Because it's not on a mousepad that I can take to work and be appropriately inappropriate....OR IS IT?!
ReplyDeleteireallystillwantanamastemotherfuckermugplease?
HA! But picture how it would look on the fridge in the breakroom!
DeleteOhh, a mousepad. I'll have to work on that.
LOVE that magnet. I need to talk to you about how you make a store. I've been playing with some stuff on Zazzle, but can't figure out how to make it MY store. You know, cuz I need cab fare as well. ;)
ReplyDeleteI have no idea how I did it. Bring your computer to NYC and we'll work on it!
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