Friday, April 27, 2012

!!!!GIVEAWAY!!!!! Get over here!! Winners to be selected TODAY!

Other than being accidentally smacked in the chin with Thing 1's skull, thus forcing my jaw out of whack, yesterday was freaking awesome. I got a bunch of interesting phone calls and emails, I played outside with my boys (who have been acting like little angels lately), I got some chores done, had dinner in the crock pot for B-rock, had my jaw fixed and had a little sumpin sumpin I like to call GIRL'S Night OUT! Oh YEAH! I'll tell you about that later because right now I want to talk about the GIVEAWAY. woot woot!

I CAN'T STOP YELLING!

My gorgeous friend Freda from the Grand Junction Old Navy dialed me up and said that she wanted to sponsor not one, but THREE, dresses for my beautiful readers! Why? Because Freda is a Rock Star!



I went to the local Old Navy to personally scope out the dress for you all and I will be honest, I'm probably buying at least two of the colors on Saturday. Why Saturday? Because the dress is part of Old Navy's One Day Wonder promotion and on Saturday it will be for sale for a mere $8. That is right, the same price as 3/4 pound of salmon from my local grocer or one HoneyCrisp Apple from Whole Foods.


I know that you want more proof, so here are a couple of super professional shots of the dresses taken with my camera.


It's a beautiful rainbow of choices!
I LOVE the green, the yellow and..... um, all of them.
And I really want to eat some Skittles right now, too.


See how I am making a hideous face while
practically camouflaged by a door in the same color
as the dress and it still looks cute?
That's because this dress is awesome.

So, my fine friends, to enter this giveaway please comment either below or on my facebook page. You can either tell me how much you love the prize, how much you love me, or you can talk about the weird rash on your thigh. It doesn't matter, JUST COMMENT. It is really that simple! I will randomly select three winners TONIGHT, so check back! Don't waste any more time.
Go forth and be lucky.

Oh, and just in case your luck blows, here is a coupon for 20% your purchase. Many thanks to Freda and the fine people of Old Navy for offering such cute and affordable clothing!





Peace, Love and Unicorns,
Johi

29 comments:

  1. I saw a commercial for this super spectacular sale and I said "Self, I must have one, they're super cute!"

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  2. I like Old Navy. I like dresses. I like free things. This whole thing is just...me.

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  3. I love you and the dresses that you are giving away, I think they would show off the rash on my thigh quite nicely.

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  4. Well that is damn ass adorable. I would look nothing like you in it, so don't expect any pictures WHEN (not I did not say if) I win. No rash on my thigh, but I did totally sunburn my scalp and it is now peeling. Remember the scene from The Breakfast Club where Ally Sheedy makes the snow on her picture...ummm, yeah, that. I rock.

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    1. When I went to the chiropractor yesterday he kept telling me that I was sunburnt. I finally said, "No. You can say that I am sun kissed, radiant and/or glowing in a non-pregnant way, but you can't continually tell a woman that her skin is fried." Then he laughed at me.
      And yes, I remember that Ally Sheedy moment. It's burned in there alongside the first time that I heard someone use the term "shart" and the very fat,very old, very naked woman that I saw on the beach on my honeymoon.
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  5. That's awesome! (Especially your face in that pic.) I need one of these because ... *whisper* I don't own a dress. Seriously. I have one that I wore once in Cancun, but it technically belongs to a friend, and seeing as I've birthed two extra children since then, I have no bidness wearing it any more.

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  6. Woo Hoo!!!!!! Love me a cute dress :)

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  7. Woo Hoo!!!!!! Love me a cute dress :)

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  8. I've been like a dress-zombie lately... must... have... dresses... Also, how did you know about the rash??

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  9. OOOH! I need a new sundress and those are perfect! On a totally different note, I dreamed I cleaned your kitchen last night and wore yoga pants that you declared were Brock's. I should win just for that reason alone!

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    1. You're right. You should win for that reason. And if Brock ever buys yoga pants I will stop wearing pants all together. Just sayin'.

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  10. Ooooh I love this dress! I love the bright colors! thank you so much for the giveaway!

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  11. LOL you are too funny! Awesome giveaway, thank you! xoxoxoxoxox

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  12. I love Old Navy! I just recently purchased a few awesome tops and tanks from there to complete my summer wardrobe. Although one more awesome dress from Old Navy couldn't hurt. And I will be traveling on Saturday so I won't be able to get one for $8.00. :0(

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  13. Not sure I can pull this off, but I like it. You are rocking that dress, though, girl! You NEED one in every single color.

    Also, apparently I need to start giving away dresses . . .

    And my rash isn't on my thigh. I don't really wanna talk about it, thank you very much. :p

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  14. I must have the green one. And the blue one. Maybe the purple one, too. I may end up looking like I belong in the Macy's Parade while wearing that, but I will pretend that I look awesome and get all drunk and flirty when I wear it.

    By the way, my "Namaste Motherfucker" mug was a HUGE friend with my friend's 10 year old. I am such a good friend.

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    1. That was... "huge HIT with my firend's 10 year old". It must be Friday.

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    2. I am simulataneously having feelings of horror and pride.
      The purple one is really cute, by the way. It was in my top 4.

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  15. So cute! So fun! So sassy! So ohmygod I would totally have to shave my legs.... and armpits.

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  16. how did you know about that rash on my thigh?

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  17. Hey Johi- I love these dresses and was contemplating getting a few of them myself :)

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  18. Oh Johi, you know I couldn't even fit my forearm in one of those delightful Skittle dresses AND I live on the other side of the Universe where we still have Ox & cart deliver our mail once every 6 months.......but I will comment anyway because I need to tell you that once I fell off a childrens playground & dislocated my jaw. It hurt. And upon reading this post I found it aching like buggery in sympathy for my best ho in Colorado. Hope your face feels better today darlin x

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  19. Oh my God. . .love. . .just. . .so much LOVE! I must own one in every color, and perhaps even wear them at the same time for the quintessential Rainbow Brite look. So cute!

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  20. I wear dresses all the time! I need a new one!

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  21. I've been reading your blog for awhile thanks to Tyann Jury. I've scoped these dresses out and they are cute! Even though I'm more of a boots and jeans kinda gal!

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  22. IWANT. All the colors of the rainbow!
    I am totally going out and getting one of these tomorrow but I still want to win! Hopefully spring/summer will come back to the Poconos because we had like 2 days of nice weather and now its snowing again...

    I also think you are awesome!

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  23. This weird rash on my thigh eerily resembles Rush Limbaugh, which means that it is basically big and reddish.

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  24. OH PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME!

    I love Old Navy. They also carry talls online.

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