I am thinking of writing a book but am unsure of the title. I would love to hear suggestions from you all. To answer your question, no, I don't know what the book is about at this point in time. I just like to make plans.
I also plan on napping after I post this.
This is what I have thus far:
How to be an Asshole and still make friends.
There are two types of people in this world: Those who think 'namaste, motherfuckers' is funny, and those who do not.
The mostly true confessions of a corn fed girl... who is probably allergic to corn.
Do you want to feel better about yourself? Start here by reading my book!
How to justify yourself, even when you shouldn't.
Free stuff and how to get it (I have no idea how to do this, I am just trying to attract like-minded people)
Crap, all the good titles are taken. I guess I'll call this "Why is there a hair THERE???"
No, I do not want to play Thomas the Tank Engine with you. Thanks for asking.
I used to be a goddess and now I stand around with boogers on my shirt holding half eaten apples.
He did not accept that I was yelling at him. Novice.
Adventures in Losing my Sh*t and then Finding it Again.
Who's Screaming? Is that my kid?
Please leave thoughts, suggestions and/or new ideas in the comment box. The winning title will receive a free copy of this book (that has yet to be written or published). Until that time, my giveaway will consist of this advice: Just say no to any sort of bouncy castle indoor play area. Can those places ever really be properly cleaned? Always say no. I have two kids with RSV at home to prove my point. Thing 1 actually had to spend the night in the hospital last Thursday.
Also, don't wear your pants so low that your underwear or crack shows to God and everyone. I can't speak for God, but the rest of us aren't interested in seeing either of them.
That is all.
Peace, Love and Unicorns,