He took the Things and the pets out
My options were unlimited, but it was clear to me what the first thing on the agenda was.
So I cleaned up the breakfast dishes.
Then I exercised for as long as I wanted to. After watching a DVRed episode of Glee while on the treadmill, I did about 20 minutes of yoga in my bedroom. Of course I couldn't find my 'zen space' because every time I did downward facing dog or a forward fold, all I could think about is how much dog hair and OMG WHAT IS THAT???? was on the rug, but I did the stretches none the less.
Next it was time for a shower.... alone. And all of us overworked, overtired, under stimulated stay at home parents know what 'alone shower time' is code for.
|This is supposed to be a sexy shower picture.|
Is it working for you?
That's right, I did something that I had been NEEDING to do for some time.
I was overdue.
Because, in the words of Anya Marina, "I like a little dirty with my clean".
So I tiptoed through the house and went to the den of information called the Internet, where I looked up.......... the recipe I had seen on Pinterest for homemade shower cleaner. Bow Chicka Now Now.
*One part heated vinegar to one part blue Dawn dish soap, mix, shake and spray.
And I scrubbed that S.O.B. until the smelly black crap on my tile was gone. And I skinned my thumb in the process which now seems to be infected. But that's okay because that stuff really worked on my shower.
And THAT is apparently how I roll now. Someone help me.
The Shower Goddess,
*For those of you unfamiliar with Anya Marina; presenting "Sociopath":