We returned from our trip to Kansas and immediately Thing 1 was sick, so naturally Thing 2 also caught the snot-laden virus. Then my laptop broke so instead of reading your blogs or writing my own for entertainment, I did 800 loads of laundry. Then we had a snowstorm which produced about a foot of heavy, wet, branch breaking snow. We lost a few trees, many branches and our power for THREE MOTHERFUCKING DAYS.
|Isn't an early winter motherfucking magical? The answer is no.|
It was cold. The kids were sick.Thing 1 was acting rabid, snorting his phlegm, hurting his brother, back talking and spending most of his day in time out. Thing 2 was shrieking non-stop and has now fallen (or been pushed) off of every piece of furniture that we own. And I had no coffee. But because Brock is a *grunt* man, he made power with a generator that he picked up at a man store. He restored the heat, refrigerator, coffee pot (bless him) and some lights, but we still had no hot water. Then I too felt like I needed to prove my worth so I made a snow witch with Thing 1.
|"Okay, just put the snow there.... no not there....|
okay....maybe mommy should do this part....
no don't touch that part!....Perfect! thanks
for helping little buddy... "
I'm the best mother ever.
|She was only with us for a day.|
R.I.P. Snow Witch.
|"Tilly" posing with a fish sculpture.|
Tilly ordered a dirty martini, took a sip and said, "Mmmmmmm! Isn't that good? It tastes like adultness." and I ate all the olives and agreed that "adultness" tasted delicious. Then Tilly told me that she never liked olives. In fact, she grouped a few things by flavor and put olives in the flavor group of: dolphins, stingrays and boobs. Naturally.
|Let's be honest, who wouldn't want this?|
And why did I decline those braces that my parents offered me?
|I see many good times ahead.... and a visit the chiropractor.|
|Dash from the Incredibles.|
He loves Daddy the most.
|The beardless Garden Gnome.|
He loves Daddy the most too.
|I'm Belinda the 80's Mullet Witch.|
I'm riding my invisible broom...
what did you think I was doing?
Then we put on our costumes and went to a party.
|Sonny and Cher.... and a garden gnome.|
Until today. Which I don't want to talk about.
|You are welcome.|
Happy Halloween from Belinda the 80's Mullet Witch.