I would like to apologize for being delinquent with my posting. To be honest, my back hurts to the point of making me want to either cry, vomit, or sleep all day. I am not sleeping well, because of how sore I am, and I don't like to cry in front of my children (and vomiting makes me cry- because I am tough like that). Since I am actually doing none of the things that I "want" to do, that narrows down my daily options to:
1.) eating copious amounts of chocolate
2.) watching every reality TV show that will fit in my DVR's memory.
Because in the past five days I have only managed to (barely)cook for my family, read some children's books to my precious Things and watch The Bachelor, I have absofuckinglutely nothing interesting to say. Chili, no... hamburgers... And the cow jumped over the.... He has a TEMPER? Shocking.
Please excuse me, as there is laundry to fold and some Advil with my name on it. Don't give up on me. I'll be better soon and sassier than ever.
Hey~Happy Saint Patrick's Day!
Please drink a green beer for me (because there is no effing way I am leaving the house today).
I'll have to reunite with my lime green leisure suit next year for its annual "air out" evening in honor of my Irish heritage (and apparent love of lime green double knit polyester). Yes, it is as awesome as it sounds.
I have never found a four leaf clover in my life. Is that some kind of a sign?