Coffee laundry cooking kids screaming toys "Don't touch that!" dishes mail bills Internet wine laundry coffee kids screaming "TIME OUT!" laundry walk toys toys toys toys Laundry? dishes shower? wine diapers feed the baby diapers feed the baby diapers feed the baby walk Look I made a costume in 12 minutes! NAPTIME!!!! cookingcookingcookingcookingcooking diapers cleaningcleaningcleaningcleaning "Keep your hands to yourself!" walk? WALK! Why can't I sleep???? coffee screaming WINE cat hair cat ass in my face
Did I miss anything? Oh yeah, two of my talented and funny high school friends wrote a song about me. No one has ever written a song about me before and I was quite flattered. In it they compare me to a delicate flower and a warm summer wind. They talked about what a beautiful soul I have and likened me to Mother Teresa.
No... no they didn't.
It is titled "Hurricane".
Love you guy, too! No really, I do!
Actually, I seriously love it. It's a song... about me! How great is that? Brock would never write a song about me because:
1. Brock doesn't write songs.
2. Brock's strong suit is not his ability to write. He once wrote in a guest book, after staying at the beautiful home of a friend, "I like your house. I would like to have it." I honestly couldn't make that up.
3. Brock shows me he loves me by busting through the wall in our bedroom to install a sliding door and then building a deck around the massive willow that I love (that lives outside the sliding door) so that I can sit on the deck, under the shade of the giant tree and look at my flower garden.
I guess I'll forgive him for not writing songs about me.....
Hey! Here is a fun tidbit:
|You know this guy, right?|
|Thing 1 in the costume I made in 12 minutes|
for Dr. Seuss day at Preschool. How cute is he??
Thanks to my hot firefighting friend for the title of today's post. I shot coffee trough my nose when I first read it and I can only hope you do the same.
Peace, love and unicorns,