You know when you skim over words and your eyes trick you into thinking that you are reading a different word? No? Well, you are clearly not the competent speed reader that I am...
I just thought that I read the phrase "Vagina Wagon". I didn't. But I feel like it could really catch on and I came here to share it with you.
To apply to undesirable people:
My coworker is a total vagina wagon... she ate my yogurt when I clearly marked it with my name and social security number.
To apply to slow moving mini vans driven by mothers with 400 kids in tow:
This vagina wagon in front of me is driving under the speed limit and swerving like a drunk man salsa dancing.
When your man is feeling moody and hormonal:
My man was quite the vagina wagon when he cried last night while we were watching The Bachelor. I gave him some tissue and a Midol.
For a man who is a gigolo, or The Bachelor:
He's given rides to so much pussy that he should now officially be labeled a vagina wagon.
I hope this doesn't mean that I need to get my eyes checked. If I have to wear my glasses all the time I guess I will just dye my hair brunette and tell everyone that I am Tina Fey or Sarah Palin, depending on whether I am hanging in my dad's garage or at my favorite gay bar. You match the people to the appropriate locations...
From the corn fed girl to society:
Go forth and use this flexible phrase in your everyday speech, your facebook status updates and the lyrics to that country song you've been working on.