|Fisher-Price would argue that this is a gas pump. I'm not buying it.|
I have never once pumped gas with lime green plastic.
to peel my Things away from it. Does anyone else think it looks
like they are waiting for coins to fall in their lap?
I have two theories:
1. The tiny slot machine-esque toys are to condition children to love gambling, hence creating a never ending "up and coming" crop of gamblers. That was also the idea behind those candy cigarettes. Do they still make those? Because that was genius.
2. The tiny slot machine-esque toys are to remind parents of the "good ole days", when they got raging drunk, made horrible decisions and lost lots of money (otherwise known as "having fun"). Thus, motivating parents to hire a sitter and haul their asses to their local casinos.
All of the noisy
Yes, he is using it like a coffin, but I will not be alarmed until he carves himself a couple of fangs, like that freaky girl on The Bachelor last night. WTF was that? And he kept her? Come on Brad!
And yes- it is a vacuum box. The squishy blocks did their job and I purchased a new vacuum. It claimed to be made specifically for pet hair removal..... BAH!... we'll see.