Why does Thing 2 need to wake up at 2:30 a.m.?
Why, when he does this, can I never get back to sleep until 5:30 a.m.- then as soon as I hit my REM cycle 45 minutes later Thing 1 is pulling the cord on his big Woody doll in my ear and I jar awake to "THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY BOOT!"?
I should be making those cookies or doing laundry right now, but I really just want to be sleeping.
Why does my back need to feel this horrible? Am I an 86 year old woman or what?
Why does Smelly Cat smell so bad? He eats top shelf cat food.
Does anyone else feel cheated when Christmas falls on a weekend? I do.
I wish my husband didn't have to work today. I actually wish that he didn't have to work at all because we were independently wealthy. Then we would do crazy things- like sleep and spend time together and sleep and take a vacation.
Why can I not access my Twitter account any more? Is it possessed?
How do I add spell check to my MSN toolbar?
I have been charmed repeatedly this month by the innocent wonder and awe that Thing 1 has for Christmas. If anyone is feeling Scroogey about Christmas- I recommend hanging out with a three year old.
I wish everyone a Merry Christmas.
And I wish for World Peace.
And I wish someone would give me the magic recipe for a full night's sleep. I even did yoga last night...... argh.
Now- go clean your house. Santa is coming.
|Thanks to Moxie Tonic for the itty bitty Santa hats~ and|
to the snowman that donated his green stocking cap!